...then you should learn to love it. As it is becoming clear that we will not be doing a damn thing to stop global warming and the resulting chaos, we'd better plan on doing things differently in order to maintain our current capitalist lifestyles. Thus:
The area around this house is expected to flood every 20 years or so, and so this house is designed to cut loose from its foundation and float when that happens. The house is nearing completion in Marlow, Buckinghamshire.
The Guardian ran a short clip on the designers and the development that's been proposed.
From
the article:
They may lack the exotic ring of Venice's Piazza San Marco or Marrakech's Djemaa el-Fna, but Norwich's planned Rain Square and Flood Park may one day earn a little renown of their own in the epic battle with the weather.
After
England's wettest year on record, planners this spring will be asked to
grant consent to 670 homes by the confluence of the Wensum and Yare
rivers featuring these new public spaces, where half the site has a high
probability of flooding and its edge is only 45cm (18in) above sea level.
The
project, described as a folly by opponents, is a bellwether for
Britain's readiness to tackle the twin pressures of rising floodwaters –
which the Environment Agency estimates put one in six homes at risk – and ever increasing housing demand in popular places such as Norwich.
In
a counter-intuitive attempt to persuade homebuyers to set aside their
fear of the rising tide, the scheme proposes homes around marshes,
squares that are designed to become ponds, and parks that become small
lakes.
So really, why bother to fix the problem when 1 in 6 homes may be at risk of flooding, when that just gives you the opportunity for business as usual selling these creations? From the same article:
The Guardian has learned that the government chose to delay the
introduction of critical anti-flood measures until 2014 after lobbying
by Britain's biggest house builders. Regulations to demand better
drainage of new housing developments using wetlands, reed beds, drainage
channels and porous driveways to help prevent run-off flooding that
threatens an estimated 2.8m homes was postponed last year after the Home
Builders Federation complained to the Department for Environment, Food
and Rural Affairs (Defra) about the cost.
Barratt Homes, Redrow,
Bovis and other house builders were supposed to take responsibility for
building systems to ensure water that drains from new estates soaks into
the ground rather than running off to cause flooding locally. But they
have written to Defra minister Richard Benyon saying the standards,
which have been championed by ecologists and flood experts, are "flawed
and would raise design, cost and other problems for house builders".
They also warned the scheme would "present a significant risk to the
delivery of new housing", and the government announced an 18-month
delay.
This, this is why we're all going to die. Probably screaming.